Monday, December 27, 2021

Who dug this dog up?

 Although few, if any, of the participants and witnesses at the time were aware, the gory battle in the Chinese tong headquarters on Bakersfield's, L street brought to a close an epic period in the American West.  Bakersfield looked on the incident as perhaps the most revolting in a series of "man for breakfast" episodes which had given the city a reputation for being the roughest and most hellish of its day, worthy successor to Virginia City, Abilene, Dodge, Deadwood, Tombstone, Bodie and other western boomtowns noted at times for the vigor of their vice and violence.  

Bakersfield as the last survivor of the tough towns of the old west was in the opinion of those who had seen its predecessors, by all odds the toughest.  

But it was neither gold nor cattle that were to set off Bakersfield as a boomtown.  It was oil.  A smoldering fuse of drilling had existed in the county for forty years before the turn of the century, financed by bold chance-taking money from the gold country.  

During the wild west era between the 1860s and the new century, the valley boasted as degenerate a collection of desperados, road agents, outlaws, and badmen as any area of the west.

In the grab for oil lands, lease wars broke out and major oil companies hired gun hands, "shotgun men," to guard their properties.  This work came easy for men who had participated in the water wars of Tulare County.

The activity in the new oilfield was matched in scope by Bakersfield's nightlife, especially in the tenderloin.  

One of the early civic boasts of the city was a streetcar system and it did a thriving business. On Saturday nights when men came in from the fields for fun and relaxation, the streetcars were so crowded that as late as midnight and even into the small hours of Sunday men hung outside and even on top.  In the tenderloin, a dozen different dance halls furnished pretty girls and entertainment.   

These excerpts were in a book written in 1958 by Joseph E. Doctor called Shotguns on Sunday.  It's about the last shootout, in the last old west town, between the town marshall, a city constable, and the last old-time gunslinger named Jim McKinney.  It's old hat for some, but for other folks, they have no idea what kind of town old Bakersfield was.  There is a pattern, it's not a new issue, yeah right now it's different, but it's not.  
Killing for nothing is kinda the same no matter what century it is.  I'm from the past, here to remind you of that.  

Even the former Chief justice of the Supreme court of the United States was not immune to Bakersfield's violent undercurrent.  

Chief Justice Earl Warren was a graduate of Kern Union High School later known as Bakersfield high school, and in 1938, during the great depression, his father Matt was murdered in his own home for unknown reasons and the killer was never identified.  To this day, the murder of Matt Warren is unsolved, like the Kennedy assassination.   

During the all-out push to win the war, several army air corps training bases began operations in the surrounding communities such as Shafter and Taft.  According to the war department if any military personal were to go to Bakersfield, then the secret whorehouses and clandestine gambling joints had to close down for good.  It wasn't as out in the open as the days of the old west, but there was still a section of downtown where the good folks avoided because they knew what was going on over there and that section of town was the tenderloin.  

So actually during WWII was when the Tenderloin of Bakersfield officially died.  Until the US government cracked down its unknown how long it would have gone on. This was according to a source who lived in the area and had a well-versed knowledge of written and unwritten history.  

In 1952  a massive earthquake destroyed most of downtown Bakersfield and anything left standing with a link to a shady past was swept under the rug. 

Even after all the evolution with technology and human advancement, at our worst, there is still a band of wild heathens shooting each other for some inexcusable reason, it's sick. 

 We've already got the killin, might as well bring back the gambling joints and whorehouses that never actually went anywhere either.  
Then tax the hell out of it and implement further improvements.  
I see a shining future for downtown Bakersfield as a den of iniquity and vice.  Cordone off several blocks, call it the Tenderloin make everything legal in that area charge the vendors a price and show them where to dump out the dead bodies. Like Westworld only with real people.  Then sit back and count your money.  
Why not?  
It's a source of revenue, it's all well established underground anyway.  Bring it out into the sunshine and make money off this deal.  Pitch it to them like a morality carwash where you turn thugs and murderers into legitimate businessmen and Newsom would probably agree to it.   
With a reputation like Gavin Newsom calling Bakersfield the Murder capitol of California, you're never gonna shake it so you might as well embrace it and turn it into a tourist trap on the highway to hell, then squeeze every penny from it. 
There is nothing more virtuous than earning an honest dollar, right?
Who do you think built the town and controls Las Vegas city politics?  The Mormons and they seem to be doing quite well.  

We already have Sodom (SFO) and Gomorrah(LAX), if Bakersfield builds a mecca of immorality celebrating the days of yore then there will finally be a reason to build high-speed rail.  Right?

We'll pump in thousands of suckers on cheap high-speed rail from the bay area, set up a little trolley car system to take these customers from the train station to someplace nice, and fleece them of their money before sending them back home to the family and their bank examiners.  For every tourist, we will send two homeless people to the state capital.     
They've legalized everything at this point, all it takes are the right investors and a little grease to get this vision going.  Then use eminent domain to remove any property owners not willing to go along with the program.  Declare half of downtown tribal lands, slap up some casinos, and it will make millions.    


Of course, this is total nonsense, and it's not something I want, but the place has a violent past, a violent present and nobody knows how to change the future.       

Essentially I have solved the homeless crisis, revitalized downtown, solved the murder problem, the crime problem, invented a reason for high-speed rail, gave the middle finger to the effete snobs in the North, funded public pensions in perpetuity, and solved your revenue problems in one blog post.  Plus it would be cool to have trolley cars again.  I only ask for one thing in return, that you let me ring the bell on a cable car.  

Saturday, December 25, 2021

30 years

 My father was a fishing pole, a shotgun, and professional boxing on television

 a lunch pale and a big thermos filled with coffee every morning

he was a 14 hour day and half of that on Christmas 

my father was a mechanical genius.

A quick-witted son of a gun

with his bible and a pair of Allis-Chalmers tractors, he restored from junk,

strong as a bear with a lightning right cross

every night you'd find him reading his books.    

He never got a fair shake in his life, 

and we still had it good,

the last time I saw him in a Sunday suit.

It has been 30 years since that day at the church 

before life was complicated by the world,

my father is someone I hardly knew.

He's never seen anything I've done

alone with no one to depend on

the only thing that remained 

was me and God.