For guys like me, all we have is this country and that flag.  

We should all be grateful for the benefits it affords us.

Leaders can’t afford to make fools of themselves, gulping wine and swilling beer, 

Lest, hung over, they don’t know right from wrong, 

and the people who depend on them are hurt...

“Speak up for the people who have no voice, for the rights of all the misfits. Speak out for justice! Stand up for the poor and destitute!”

That passage is from a book some people call hate speech, but I prefer to call it the holy bible. You can look it up if you don't believe me, its in the book of Ecclesiastes in the old testament. Of course, its been translated into hippie language because Jesus was a hippie and God is a conservative.

I should qualify that by stating Jesus grew up to become a defense attorney.  Thank God...

 Talk is cheap, but your honor is sacred.  

To whom it may concern

 Dear Mr. President, 

Nothing is more dangerous in a free and democratic society than the public library.  

Sincerely,

Johnny Jones

661-328-2468

Currently reading Medical Apartheid, Essential Native Wisdom, and Never Give an Inch by Mr. Mike Pompeo.  

 

The other thang he can do is turn around and shove that empty STP can straight up the ass of the dope fiends who tried to jack his truck.

Have a nice day.  

Tag and Bag

 Looks like the two screwheads who tried to steal my truck made a critical mistake and left behind some solid evidence, details to come. 

Tag it and bag it, baby.     

Public enema numero uno

Good morning, let's go fuckos.  This town could use an enema...

You see, I've spent years caring for people. Little babies and old people, broken people, injured people, and lost animals, how dare you put me under the microscope without mentioning that.  Fuckos. 

My sister marries a career criminal who just got out of the can after a long time, and I'm the bad guy?  Wow! 

I have one speeding ticket on my record, that's all.  I did some stupid stuff as a juvenile, but if I should hang my head, then so should everyone else.  

While I'm at it, why not throw my best bud under the bus. Why don't you have a coke and a smile, along with another 6 chili dogs, you lying tub.

Do you fools wanna look like Joe Friday and shit? Get my mother some help. She clearly doesn't belong in that shitshow.  And the man you're looking for is supposed to be in another county.  Did he cut off his ankle monitor and throw it in my car?   

I'm Not sure how that works around here, but I've entirely disassociated myself from my family because of it. Thanks for adding that to my caseload. It will help me focus on something meaningful, such as making good moral choices. 

You never got me down and you never will

 This wasn't supposed to be a rant, but after the last several months, I've had it.  

Play nice, and I'm nice back.

But I'm not going to get on here and say what a great place this is when everyone I know in this town loves to kick a person when they are down.  

That's why I always stand up for the weak and oppressed, no matter who they are because I've taken a few too many beatings for my liking. 

You never got me down.    

Life as it should be, not really...

  Considering the constant police presence outside my hotel, I found it illogical when the thieves destroyed my truck last night in the gated parking lot with dozens of security cameras.  This is fine; thousands of dollars more, no problem.  Here it sits, stuck in Molesterfield until I repair it.  

I've had so many cops crawling up my ass the last few months I can only assume they must know something about who did this.   No?   

I know what they'd say. It's all a coincidence.  

This is the same old corrupt cop bullshit as always because It's Bakersfield. Who do you think you're fooling? I've been here longer than anybody else in the media.  They'll smile and lie right to your face because if you aren't wearing the proper badge, you ain't shit.  Right?  I don't need you to confirm it because I did it a long time ago and again this morning.  

If they didn't have a little foreknowledge of this tard-fest who completely destroyed the door lock and the column of my truck, then why were the cops out there in the parking lot loafing about both on Friday and Saturday all the way up to the time when my truck was broken into?  Everybody saw you guys?  It was Super Cute.   

And it all happened right around the corner from my favorite radio station.   

I spoke with the security dude at the Hotel, who said, "People don't want you here. You need to move out of..."

Oops, that's gonna be a problem for the old chief of security when the legal proceedings begin.  

Such a forward-thinking and inclusive community, very progressive. 

This is the image you wanted, right, fellas?  

You thought I was crass before?  

That was just a warm-up.

Disagree?  Reach out and touch someone at 661-398-2468 or on the street. You know who I am.  

Johnny Jones   

I only report on it because Facts are Fearless.    

All these old bullshit artists in town get a free pass for dick-riding the fuzz.  It's a two-way street, you know, don't pin a badge on and think you get to act any old way you please.  I have 12 years of documentation due to living too close to one of these pathetic people who believe a badge gives them a permanent exemption to all the rules.  Calling in air power and wasting tax money buzzing my house on a nightly basis, forget about it.  It's all easily provable by cross-checking FAA records and my cell phone location.  

I'll double down, triple down, whatever, baby.