Life as it should be, not really...

  Considering the constant police presence outside my hotel, I found it illogical when the thieves destroyed my truck last night in the gated parking lot with dozens of security cameras.  This is fine; thousands of dollars more, no problem.  Here it sits, stuck in Molesterfield until I repair it.  

I've had so many cops crawling up my ass the last few months I can only assume they must know something about who did this.   No?   

I know what they'd say. It's all a coincidence.  

This is the same old corrupt cop bullshit as always because It's Bakersfield. Who do you think you're fooling? I've been here longer than anybody else in the media.  They'll smile and lie right to your face because if you aren't wearing the proper badge, you ain't shit.  Right?  I don't need you to confirm it because I did it a long time ago and again this morning.  

If they didn't have a little foreknowledge of this tard-fest who completely destroyed the door lock and the column of my truck, then why were the cops out there in the parking lot loafing about both on Friday and Saturday all the way up to the time when my truck was broken into?  Everybody saw you guys?  It was Super Cute.   

And it all happened right around the corner from my favorite radio station.   

I spoke with the security dude at the Hotel, who said, "People don't want you here. You need to move out of..."

Oops, that's gonna be a problem for the old chief of security when the legal proceedings begin.  

Such a forward-thinking and inclusive community, very progressive. 

This is the image you wanted, right, fellas?  

You thought I was crass before?  

That was just a warm-up.

Disagree?  Reach out and touch someone at 661-398-2468 or on the street. You know who I am.  

Johnny Jones   

I only report on it because Facts are Fearless.    

All these old bullshit artists in town get a free pass for dick-riding the fuzz.  It's a two-way street, you know, don't pin a badge on and think you get to act any old way you please.  I have 12 years of documentation due to living too close to one of these pathetic people who believe a badge gives them a permanent exemption to all the rules.  Calling in air power and wasting tax money buzzing my house on a nightly basis, forget about it.  It's all easily provable by cross-checking FAA records and my cell phone location.  

I'll double down, triple down, whatever, baby.