You don't know me, and you don't like me?

 Life is strange.

Hang on while you can.  

One day you will lose your grip.  

I closed the case on my old blog, thats it.

So let me tell everybody after they went to so much trouble and expense participating in highly illegal unethical activities to learn all this super secret information including my medical records, had you only asked me personally instead of pretending you didn't know who I was and making up a bunch of bogus shit, it could have spared you from wasting money and looking so ridiculous, eh.  This is what you wanted.  

My name is Johnny Jones and I went to Bakersfield High School, my English SAT score was 796, my English ACT was perfect, my Phone Number is 661-398-2468 (Julie Banderas), and all correspondence should be directed to PO BOX 12278 Bakersfield, Ca. 93389.  I'm 6' 1" 235 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, born way before all these folks started using my name, well informed, highly educated, extremely handsome, charming, articulate, and a model of masculinity, if you disagree with anything I've written reach out and I'll buy you breakfast otherwise you know what I'll say, "Stay Humble."  

I was in this town before most of the phony media trolls and half the rest of the populace ever filled up their first disposable diaper with green shit and here I will stay.  

Have a nice day. 

To my fake little girlfriend, now you really know who the BMF is.