Good morning, let's go fuckos. This town could use an enema...
You see, I've spent years caring for people. Little babies and old people, broken people, injured people, and lost animals, how dare you put me under the microscope without mentioning that. Fuckos.
My sister marries a career criminal who just got out of the can after a long time, and I'm the bad guy? Wow!
I have one speeding ticket on my record, that's all. I did some stupid stuff as a juvenile, but if I should hang my head, then so should everyone else.
While I'm at it, why not throw my best bud under the bus. Why don't you have a coke and a smile, along with another 6 chili dogs, you lying tub.
Do you fools wanna look like Joe Friday and shit? Get my mother some help. She clearly doesn't belong in that shitshow. And the man you're looking for is supposed to be in another county. Did he cut off his ankle monitor and throw it in my car?
I'm Not sure how that works around here, but I've entirely disassociated myself from my family because of it. Thanks for adding that to my caseload. It will help me focus on something meaningful, such as making good moral choices.
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