I always tell the truth, even when I lie

 If you can walk through the Creepshow without becoming creeped out or becoming too creepy, then you will be a man my son.  

When you can stand by your word of honor forsaking everything else, including your own family, then you will be a man.  

 

Now you know why I fell off the wagon and had a few too many.   I lost everyone and everything in a year and they were all blaming me.  

Convicted felons for Christmas, muslim jihadis threatening to throw acid in my moms face, my cheating whore ex-wife and the out-of-control spoiled kids (I should have busted their little asses frequently).   Who am I???  E. Howard Hunt reincarnated?  

 It took me a long time to realize this, but I've been alone for a long time. No problemo, press the button and light this candle.  You can't handle the truth.

I'm not saying I am as pure as the driven snow not by any means, I'm a piece of chet and I will tell you that.  But when you open up my closet there aren't any felony skeletons hanging in there.  Just saying.

While you've been dog-piling it on my ass over a blog and some phoney-baloney political crap, the real criminals are still out there committing crimes.    Adda boy!

I got out of the boat and split from the whole goddamn program.  My life was at stake.  

We have photos, dates and times, eyewitnesses, witness statements, physical evidence and fingerprints.  The ball is in your court, Lee Harvey.  Be well.