System of a John

 The most important thing of all, my secret weapon, has always been my hair.

 

I just caught another one who said my hair is hot.  Whatever.  

 

I'd love to go out socializing with her and pump her full of booze but everywhere I go it's obvious there is some sort of problem.  Because of the...you tell me.

 

Cards on the table time.

 

You do what you gotta do but I'm not through with life by any means.  People have no idea what it's like to live through the hell I went through and seem to be currently experiencing.  I'm done being held hostage by this gang of savages.  Old Colonel Kurtz thinks he is something special, and he's already won.   I say go ahead and let him.  This is fine.    

Just be careful the next mongrel you kick because they might night be so nice about it, dipshit.  I'm not going to just lay here and take it.

Get the bail agents and all these other slimes a new job.  Who would use bail agents on a guy like me?  Why?  Sounds like a bit of misdirection and I'm sure that's what the excuse is but we all know that's not actually the truth.  It looks bad.      
 

 Let operation needle dick continue on me while I write a FUCKING book about you.  

That's all.       

Update:  All these people keep saying that I'm not the man they once knew.  No shit, that's what happens when you wake up and realize someone already has a hole dug for you and a man to do the job in the very next room.  Sorry mate, as it turns out, that's not my grave, it's yours and hers.    

This investigation is leading straight to some very heavy people but I'm sure everyone is already well aware of who they are.  

Wait, I confess to breaking the law, one time.  It was just today when I was being tailed and I ran that stop sign.  I get the sneaking suspicion they already knew about it because of the rainbow connection pro snitch patrol working the runaround job I gave them.  Don't be sore...

Hint: I knew all about geofencing from the trucking business.  

And passive tracking.  

Could it be the satellite radio?  

Who serviced the auto last?  Hmmmm 

Where do/did they advertise?  Discuss among yourselves.  I certainly pray to god a man I trusted with my life would never try to pull any shenanigans on my car.  It is certainly well equipped and I bought it for a steal out of the area.  There was a lot of confusion around my service but it wasn't from me.  Water under the bridge as far as I know.  

If not I'll be praying in the garden when they come for me.  Don't let Pete scare ya with his sword, he's a little crazy but he means well.